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I'm a 23-year-old human disaster in Manhattan.

Fuck, my tea.
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

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Stop saying sorry. Say thank you instead. When you say, “sorry for being a jerk” the other person is forced to either call you a jerk or say it wasnt a big deal. Instead, say “thank you for being so being so patient with me” so the other person has a reason to say they love you.
— I saw this gem on Reddit tonight.  It was posted under a topic of “What ‘little’ things you can do to improve your relationship with your significant other.”  I’m definitely taking this piece of advice with me into my next relationship.   (via brittanyjoyal)

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Simon Rich
Center of the universe

kommasutra:

Simon Rich reads his very funny short story "Center of the Universe" from his collection “The last girlfriend on earth” which, in what one presumes must have been a moment of sheer boldness, he dedicated to his girlfriend. The reading was part of a Valentine’s day bash Dan Savage held for “all the bitter single people” of Seattle.

This recording was a part of the Savage Love Podcast.

oliviawhen:

I got to do a short animation recently for Fox ADHD! 8 billion trillion dogs crammed into two weeks. Super grateful and mystified to work with these cool people, especially since my things are pretty pg/cute for their audience. You can watch it [here!

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hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

(Source: ssj-potato, via iwannagrokwithyou)

fucked-up-lemon-drops:

xekstrin:

Doing something fandom-related with your friend who isn’t in the fandom with you

THIS IS SO ACCURATE THO

fucked-up-lemon-drops:

xekstrin:

Doing something fandom-related with your friend who isn’t in the fandom with you

THIS IS SO ACCURATE THO

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Hey Marseilles
Elegy

(Source: certainsongs)

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